I subscribe to subtle absurdity

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spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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Your body is technically 100% stardust.

But mostly what Always Sunny In Philadelphia said.

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]

tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]

Source: tastefullyoffensive

themerrymisnomer:

stuffwhitepeopleask:

If White People Were Described Like People Of Color In Literature

ommmgggggg

(via maxpowercosplay)

Source: stuffwhitepeopleask

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

Source: College Humor

arcanebarrage:

thelaughingcyborg:

hanari-502:

cosplayinamerica:

La Muerte from Book of Life - movie isn’t even out yet ! #DragonCon ( source : http://ow.ly/ATEVw )

JESUS

Paging arcanebarrage.

*SCREAMS*

arcanebarrage:

thelaughingcyborg:

hanari-502:

cosplayinamerica:

La Muerte from Book of Life - movie isn’t even out yet ! #DragonCon ( source : http://ow.ly/ATEVw )

JESUS

Paging arcanebarrage.

*SCREAMS*

(via justtohuman)

Source: cosplayinamerica

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

(via justtohuman)

Source: guccier

nerdsandgamersftw:

coincidentlyaccidental:

nerdsandgamersftw:

Gorgeous Alphonse Elric Cosplay

Cosplay by Sveneld | Photography by Kucheruk Elena

Bet that cosplay cost an arm and a leg.

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fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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frompawntoqueen:

(via justtohuman)

Source: teamlockwood

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birdandmoon:

Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.

birdandmoon:

Dating isn’t easy, no matter who you are. This is a great Attenborough clip about wasps and orchids.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

Source: birdandmoon

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country.


What really inspires me about this footage is the pure satisfaction on the T-Rex’s as it opens fire. For once, it can be deadly from afar despite its short and stubby arms.

iamnotdoingshittoday:

Historical footage of the last T-Rex serving his country.

What really inspires me about this footage is the pure satisfaction on the T-Rex’s as it opens fire. For once, it can be deadly from afar despite its short and stubby arms.

(via bbqequipmentfortheblind)

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astrangejoy:

kickass-pics:

 

I’ve never been so happy looking at them.

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