I subscribe to subtle absurdity

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"We started our history of story with the oral tradition, communicating with one another where the safest places to sleep were, what a bear looked like, and how to run from a tiger. We then started writing these stories on our walls for future generations — just pictures at this point.

As a species we advanced quickly to create more complex linguistic syntax and began telling more complex stories of gods and demons. These were oral stories at first, plays passed down and changed from generation to generation.

Eventually we started putting these plays down in written language, and they survive today from antiquity. Add some music, you’ve got opera. Add a television camera and you’ve got movies. Bring the listener into the story itself, and you arrive at video games.”

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gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

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WOW

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moarrrmagazine:

Heisenberg 

moarrrmagazine:

Heisenberg 

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lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

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someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

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tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, horses.

tastefullyoffensive:

Well played, horses.

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feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

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Source: meeplol

tastefullyoffensive:

I like their style. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

I like their style. [x]

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corgisandboobs:

such turtle
very commute
wow
much slow

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I don’t normally post stuff like this, but really, I just want to stick my head in-between my mattress and just lie there.

At least my cousin/bro is in town.

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fireferretfuzzies:

pathwalker:

The Korra artists are so goofy.

[First Post]

this is a place i want to work

I miss seeing these walls at work.

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tastefullyoffensive:

Kind of genius. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Kind of genius. [x]

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clauhatena:

zachafalse:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

lunaticcrimsonmerc:

I am crying on the floor.

hE JUST STARTS DANCING AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE AW YEAH ITS COOL MAN

YES JUST YES XD

clauhatena:

zachafalse:

the-absolute-best-gifs:

lunaticcrimsonmerc:

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I am crying on the floor.

hE JUST STARTS DANCING AND THEN EVERYONES LIKE AW YEAH ITS COOL MAN

YES JUST YES XD

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hanari-502:

pinalinet:



I will never not reblog this
this is literally my favourite Terezi post ever made

hanari-502:

pinalinet:

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I will never not reblog this

this is literally my favourite Terezi post ever made

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febricant:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

Literally I would read thousands of words of this. 

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