I subscribe to subtle absurdity

reijicubes:

monosketch:

buttstuck:

snoipahkat:

HAWKEYE NO……

(based on THIS)

SOMEONE DO A CONNOR VERSION??

image

wow RUDE connor

…i just had to

(via justtohuman)

Source: rakatakat

Text

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(via deliverusfromsburb)

Source: baltharus

(via memewhore)

Source: iraffiruse

rnaryjune:

The exact moment I realized that this is a brilliant show.

(via charlesoberonn)

Source: rnaryjune

blowmydandelion:

i laughed for 10 minutes

(via justtohuman)

Source: iraffiruse

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

(via hungoverterezipyrope)

Source: liamgalgey

Text

lipyl:

lipyl:

lipyl:

end of evangelion, only with scooby doo characters

image

image

image

(via squeakadeeks)

Source: newwaveghost

Text

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via deliverusfromsburb)

Source: rodham-clinton

kdubzart:

tears off shirt, rides horse into sunset

kdubzart:

tears off shirt, rides horse into sunset

(via terezi)

Source: kdubzart

Text

thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

(via bbqequipmentfortheblind)

Source: justalocalnative

Text

no-youth:

i have an incredibly hard time believing the fact that the phrase “i will face god and walk backwards into hell” was created by dril and not taken from some 16th century literary epic

(via deliverusfromsburb)

Source: no-youth

(via dan-mcneely)

Source: fuckyeahdementia

Text

dajo42:

alternatives to “it was all just a dream”

  • it was all just a story the narrator heard somebody else tell on the bus
  • it was all just somebody rambling after getting their wisdom teeth out
  • it was all just a feature length puppet show
  • it was all just a set of cave paintings
  • it was all just a frighteningly elaborate set of instructions on the back of a microwaveable meal

(via dan-mcneely)

Source: dajo42

Text

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

image

(via dan-mcneely)

Source: breastforce

Text

zoey-chu:

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

is alex hirsch even real

(via dan-mcneely)

Source: zoey-chu