I subscribe to subtle absurdity

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reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

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dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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nerdsandgamersftw:

Video Game Splatter Prints

By Melissa Smith

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theblacklacedandy:

fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

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charlesoberonn:

I have a feeling that even if some big company gives Hussie money for a Homestuck movie he’d instead use it to make a Homestuck Cereal, where the story is told on the back of the box every week.

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njeekyo:

these are pretty old now but i made a photoset about them anyway (^・ω・^) !!

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seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not

seifukucat:

i should be surprised, but i’m not

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vixyish:

maswartz:

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

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video games don’t make us violent, lag does

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inspired by (x)

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser] (part one)

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ni-chan9:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY
DO YOU FUCKING
SEE
JESUS
HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL
that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?
In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

Jean is a fucking boss and no one can tell me otherwise

ni-chan9:

slayerenfiniti:

ask-irl-shitty-glasses:

captainarlert:

stoned-levi:

//DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKING FAR AWAY HE WAY

DO YOU FUCKING

SEE

JESUS

HE COULDVE HIT THE WALL

that would actually be really funny

he would’ve been petrafied.

Go sit in a corner and think about what you just said.

Can we just compare Jean and Eren for a minute here?

In their Trainee division, Eren got #5, Jean got #6. Eren’s skill was “determination”. Jean’s skill was “3DMG specialist”. Eren lasted like five seconds in actual battle before losing his head and attacking blindly. Eren’s skill got him killed. Jean’s skill kept him alive. Eren’s squad was wiped out almost to the last man, while Jean’s took one casualty that might not even have been an actual Titan. The closest Jean gets to death is the one time his skill is invalidated - when he needs new gear. 

Jean is a fucking boss and no one can tell me otherwise

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

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